me at my highschool reunion
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
jennifer fucking lawrence doesn’t think that bisexual women can have sex with men or have kids, and then referred to bisexuality as a “lesbian phase”
but she said that she likes food! shes so quirky and relatable you cant criticize her! she makes funny faces sometimes! did i mention she likes food!
that one female character that a lot of people hate and when questioned they all say “we would hate them if they were a guy too!!”
buT YOU KNOW
YOU KNOW THAT IS A PACK OF LIES
please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13
but apollo 13 exploded
that’s the goal
I WONDER IF HE EVEN KNOWS WHAT THOSE HAND GESTURES MEAN
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.